| Random Zen ( @ 2008-02-09 11:29:00 |
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No Hangover
Greedily consuming a massive amount of bourbon isn't recommended. But if you have to, be a man about it. This is the embarrassment left in the wake of one pretending to know how to drink. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a man, who is much younger than I, struggling with the reality that he can't hang with the big boys. The magnitude of his disrespect for my sofa is appalling.

Seriously though, I have no idea why I'm 100% fine. I drank enough Maker's to chemically castrate a horse.