Random Zen ([info]randomzen) wrote,
@ 2008-02-09 11:29:00
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Current mood: accomplished

No Hangover

Greedily consuming a massive amount of bourbon isn't recommended.  But if you have to, be a man about it.   This is the embarrassment left in the wake of one pretending to know how to drink.  Ladies and gentlemen, this is a man, who is much younger than I, struggling with the reality that he can't hang with the big boys.   The magnitude of his disrespect for my sofa is appalling. 

Seriously though, I have no idea why I'm 100% fine.  I drank enough Maker's to chemically castrate a horse.




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